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    Snide Salad

    | Brooklyn, NY, USA | Crazy Requests, Food & Drink

    (I am a customer at a restaurant. I overhear an exchange while I am waiting for my pickup order.)

    Customer: “Waiter?”

    Waiter: “Yes ma’am, how can I help you?”

    Customer: “Where is my side salad?”

    Waiter: “Uh, ma’am?”

    Customer: “I said, where is my side salad?”

    Waiter: “You ordered a salad, ma’am.”

    Customer: “Yes, I know.”

    Waiter: “Salads don’t come with side salads.”

    Customer: “But it said on the menu that orders came with side salads.”

    Waiter: “It said in the entree section that orders came with salads, not in the salad category.”

    Customer: “I WANT MY SIDE SALAD!”

    Waiter: “I’m sorry, ma’am, but I can’t give you a side salad for your salad.”

    Customer: “This is unacceptable. Every time I’ve come here, I have received a side salad.”

    Waiter: “Have you ever ordered the salad as a main course before?”

    Customer: “No, but—”

    Waiter: “Exactly. We only provide side salads for things that are in the entree section. We do not give side salads to people who order salads.”

    Customer: “BUT WHY NOT?!”