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Smoking Oneself Out

| Portland, OR, USA | At The Checkout

(We have a policy that if you look under 30, we must card you for age restricted items.)

Customer: “Can I get a pack of [cigarettes]?”

Me: “Can I see your ID?”

Customer: “I don’t have ID on me.”

Me: “Well, we have to see ID if you look under 30.”

Customer: “I look under 30? Well, I’m 29.”