Smile – You’re On Scam-Cam
Retail | Seattle, WA, USA
Me: Hi, welcome to ****. How can I help you today?”
Customer: “I’ve been waiting here for 15 minutes. I want everything here discounted.”
Me: “Ma’am, I left here maybe two minutes ago, max, to check the fitting rooms.”
Customer: “Are you calling me a liar?”
Me: “In short, yes.”
Customer: “Bull! Do you have any proof I wasn’t here earlier?!”
(I point to the huge camera on the ceiling.)
Customer: “…”
Me: “…”
Customer: “I’ll shut up now.”













