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    Smile, You’re On Candid Camera

    | Denver, CO, USA |

    Customer: “What do you have to eat here?”

    Me: “Whatever you see in the pastry case is to eat; we mainly serve drinks.”

    Customer: “What’s that up there? ”

    (He points to one of the boards behind me and I turn around to see what he’s pointing at. I hear a rustling noise; when I turn back around all the money in my tip cup is gone.)

    Me: “Sir? Could you do me a favor?”

    Customer: “Uh… what?”

    Me: “Look up.”

    Customer: *looks up*

    Me: “Okay, wave!”

    (I start waving at him and, completely confused, he starts to wave back.)

    Me: “Sir, that’s a camera up there.”

    Customer: “Uh… and?”

    Me: “You better put the money back.”

    Customer: “What money?”

    Me: “You know very well what money. Now, put it back and leave.”

    (He puts the money back and pouts the entire way out the doors.)