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    Smile, And The World Scowls With You

    | TX, USA | At The Checkout, Crazy Requests

    Me: *sick and feeling nauseated* “Hi. Did you find everything okay, ma’am?” *starts to scan her items*

    Customer: “I found everything.” *scowls at me* “You should smile more when you’re greeting people.”

    Me: “I usually do. I’m not feeling well today, but I couldn’t call in. It’s a Saturday, which means we have a lot of balloon orders—”

    Customer: “Whatever. We don’t care if you feel like dog s***. The customer is always right, and if I say I want a smile, I expect a d*** smile.”

    Me: “Um, sorry, ma’am.” *tries a smile* “Your total is [total].”

    Customer: *rolls her eyes and throws money at me* “It’s a wonder you have a job at all with that kind of attitude.” *storms out*