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    Small Appliances, Big Defiances

    | Lima, OH, USA | Crazy Requests, Uncategorized

    Me: “Hello, Men’s Department. How may I help you today?”

    Caller: “Men’s? I wanted Small Appliances!”

    Me: “Well my phone is actually the closest to that department. We don’t have a phone or cash register in that section since it is small. So. I handle that department too.”

    Caller: “I want the Small Appliances Department!”

    Me: “Sir, there is no phone for that department and I can easily help you with any questions you have.”

    (He hangs up and immediately calls back.)

    Me: “Hello, Men’s. How may I help you today?”

    Same Caller: “Great, it’s you again. Well, fine…tell how much [a blender] is.”

    Me: “Well, since you don’t know the product code I will need to walk over to check the price myself. It will only take a few minutes.”

    Caller: “That’s bulls***!”

    (He hangs up and immediately calls back. We run through the same thing again.)

    Caller: “What is your name, you dumb b****?” I am going to call your manager and make sure you are fired you dumb***!” *click*

    (For this last call, my manager is here.)

    Manager: “I know he won’t call, but I wish I could tell him that you are getting a raise and promotion because of him.”