• Raise A Broken Glass To That Employee
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    | London, England, UK | At The Checkout, Awesome Customers

    (I am going to a self-service checkout in the shop. I can see that the screen says it is for cards only. In addition, there is a sign plastered to the machine saying the same.)

    Employee: “Just to let you know: that’s card only.”

    Me: “Okay.”

    (I put my goods down. He is still looking at me, so I look up.)

    Employee: “You won’t be able to use cash.”

    Me: “…I know; it’s alright. I have a card on me.”

    Employee: “Sorry. You’d be surprised how many people will try to pay in cash despite all the warnings.”

    Me: “Really?”

    Employee: “Yeah, it happens all the time.”

    (I scan my first item. The machine immediately says in a loud voice: ‘This till will only accept cards. Do you wish to continue?’ I stare at the employee, who walks off, laughing. My faith in humanity went down that day.)