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  • Sloth Goes Shopping

    | Jeffersonville, IN, USA |

    Me: “Thank you for calling [Store], how can I direct your call?”

    Caller:: “Are you in the store?”

    Me: “Yes.”

    Caller:: “Good. Me too.”

    Me: “Sir, what can I help you with?”

    Caller:: “I need to know where [item] is. I didn’t want to walk around the store to look.”

    Me: “It is in aisle 5, sir.”

    Caller:: “You aren’t going to come and show me? You guys are lazy!” *click*