Me: “Thank you for calling [Store], how can I direct your call?”

Caller:: “Are you in the store?”

Me: “Yes.”

Caller:: “Good. Me too.”

Me: “Sir, what can I help you with?”

Caller:: “I need to know where [item] is. I didn’t want to walk around the store to look.”

Me: “It is in aisle 5, sir.”

Caller:: “You aren’t going to come and show me? You guys are lazy!” *click*