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    Slippery When Wet

    | Foxboro, MA, USA | Musical Mayhem

    (I’m working at a football stadium at a Bon Jovi concert. A drunk customer orders a water.)

    Customer: “Why can I not have the cap to this!?”

    Me: “It’s policy that we can’t give them to you. People used to throw full bottles onto the field and stages during events and it’s a safety hazard for the performers, athletes, and other members of the audience.”

    Customer: *absolutely serious* “Why would ANYONE want to throw ANYTHING at Bon Jovi?!”