Slightly Better Than The Answer To Life, The Universe And Everything
Customer: “I want to buy some lottery tickets.”
Me: “Okay. Which game, and how many?”
Customer: “I don’t want to give away my secret plan!”
Me: “Ma’am, if you don’t tell me what you want, I can’t sell you the appropriate ticket. I need to know what you want to get it for you.”
(There’s a long pause during which she just blinks at me and the clerks behind me.)
Customer: “… oh. Well, I’ll take two Super Lottos, then…”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?