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    SkyNet: The Early Years

    | Kimberley, BC, Canada |

    (Note: I’m making calls to let people know that the movies they reserved are in.)

    Me: “Hi there, this is Sarah from . I’m just calling to let you know the movie you reserved is now in if you’d like to come pick it up.”

    Customer: “Oh, for Pete’s sake. These stupid f***ing recordings! I can’t believe even friggin has them now. You hear that, you stupid f***ing robot? YOU F***ING PIECE OF ROBOT S***!

    Me: “Um…sir? I am an actual person.”

    Customer: *hangs up*

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