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    Size Matters, Part 2

    | Michigan, USA |

    (I’m working at the dressing room of a Halloween store. A rather large woman comes up to me to try on a few costumes. All of them sized medium. Now, costumes run small, so these costumes are dress-size 6-8. I don’t say anything to her, even though I know they won’t fit.)

    Customer: “Hey, I like this one, but none of them fit.”

    Me: “Well, it looks like we do have them in a large, so if you’d like me to go get it for you–”

    Customer: “No, I don’t want a large. I just want a bigger costume.”

    Me: “Yes, but the only bigger costumes we have are size large. Halloween costumes tend to run pretty small, so–”

    Customer: “Are you listening? I don’t want a large. I just want a bigger costume.”

    Me: “Ma’am, the next size up is–”

    Customer: “You know what? Screw this. This store is terrible. I am never coming back here!” *storms off*

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