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    Size Matters, Part 10

    | Dublin, Ireland | Rude & Risque, Top

    (I work at a small counter in my store that sells the company’s own brand condoms. A female customer comes to the condom counter with a complaint. I’m busy with a customer, so my coworker steps in.)

    Customer: “I want to return these!”

    Coworker: “What seems to be the problem?”

    Customer: “My husband says they’re too small and they won’t fit him!”

    (My coworker is a very unabashed flamboyant man. He proceeds to take a condom out of the packet, open it, unroll it and pull it over his hand and right up to his elbow, all while the customer watches in stony silence.)

    Coworker: “If that doesn’t fit your husband, can I have his number?”

    Customer: *leaves silently, taking the box with her*

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