Sins Of The Father
(My brother brings his girlfriend home for the first time to meet our parents. We are all sitting in the living room, watching television. A scene involving the characters becoming intimate comes on.)
Dad: “I can do that.”
Mom: *scoffs* “No, you can’t.”
Dad: *turns to us, completely poker-faced* “Your mom doesn’t know what I can do, because she’s a real sound sleeper.”
(My brother’s girlfriend just looks at me.)
Me: “Yes, he’s always like that.”
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