Me: “How can I help you today, sir?”

Customer: “Yeah I’d like a pound of cajun chicken.”

Me: “I’m sorry sir but we don’t carry cajun chicken, would you like some buffalo chicken in substitute?”

Customer: “Which cajun chicken do you have?”

Me: “I’m sorry sir but we don’t serve cajun chicken.”

(My night manager is standing next to me. This guy goes on three more times, calm as can be, demanding cajun chicken.)

Manager: “Sir…we don’t…would you like the santa fe chicken?”

Customer: “I’d like the cajun chicken, where is your cajun chicken?”

Me: *palmface*

Manager: *slices santa fe chicken and wishes him a nice day*