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    Singing To A Different Scripted Tune

    | UK | Musical Mayhem

    (I ring up my phone network provider to get my mobile phone contract renegotiated. Thanks to regulations in the UK, call center staff are told they must repeat themselves over and over again so the consumer understands what they’re signing up to. I get a little bored after hearing the same script for the fifth time.)

    Employee: “So, you understand that you’ll be getting 600 minutes—”

    Me: “DAAAAHHH DAH DAH DAH DAH DAH DAH, DAAAAAH DAH DAH DAH DAH DAH DAH, DAAAAAHHHH DAH DAH DAH DAH DAH DAH!”

    Employee: “1 gig of data—”

    Me: “DAAAAH DAH DAH DAH DAH DAH DAH!”

    Employee: “You have the right to—”

    Me: “DUUUH DUUUUH DUUUH DUUUUH!”

    Employee: “Contact us at any time if—”

    Me: “Do you ever feel like you’re repeating yourself? I’m sure I’ve heard this 12 times already.”

    Employee: “You have no idea.”

    Me: “Okay, I’ll just keep singing then.”