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Silly Boy, Stamps Are For Muggles

| Ontario, Canada | Extra Stupid

(A customer comes to my till with two boxes of envelopes.)

Me: “Do you need stamps for your envelopes?”

Customer: “What?”

Me: “Do you need stamps for your envelopes?”

Customer: “What?”

Me: “Do you need stamps?”

Customer: *stares*

Me: “For your envelopes?”

Customer: “What are stamps?”

Me: “Mailing stamps…for your envelopes.”

Customer: *stares*

Me: “To mail your envelopes.”

Customer: “Oh. No.”