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    Signs That It Is Going To Be A Long Day/Week/Month

    | United Kingdom |

    Me: “How can I help?”

    Caller: “I can’t work out how to use your booking calendar. It’s very complicated.”

    Me: “Okay, so tell me if there’s any red text beneath the calendar?”

    Caller: “Yes there is. It says ‘click a start date to begin’.”

    Me: “Okay, so click the date you’d like your booking to start.”

    Caller: “Okay, done that. Now what?”

    Me: “Has the text changed to say ‘Please click an end date’?”

    Caller: “Yes.”

    Me: “So click the date you’d like your booking to end.”

    Caller: “Okay, I’ve got a price! That’s great, but isn’t that rather complicated?”

    Me: “How do you mean?”

    Caller: “Well, why doesn’t it know the dates I want already?”