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    Shout Until You’re Bleu In The Face

    | Newberg, OR, USA |

    (I work in the dining room at a retirement home. I’m offering an elderly woman soup.)

    Me: “Hi there, Susie! Would you like some soup tonight?”

    Elderly Woman: “What?”

    Me: *raising my voice* “Would you like some SOUP?”

    Elderly Woman: “WHAT?”

    Me: *I put mouth right by her ear and basically yell at her* “DO YOU WANT SOUP?”

    Elderly Woman: “Why are you speaking French?”