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    Should Have Pleaded The Fifth

    | Maine, USA | Criminal/Illegal, Extra Stupid

    (We use a simple chalk-marking system to monitor how long cars have been parked downtown.)

    Man: *seeing me make a small chalk mark on a car tire* “Hey! You can’t do that!”

    Me: “I’m pretty sure I can.”

    Man: “That’s illegal!”

    Me: *marking the next car* “How is it illegal?”

    Man: “It’s against the Fourth Amendment!”

    Me: “You mean the Fourth Amendment, which protects you from unlawful searches and seizures?”

    Man: “Don’t get medical with me!”