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    | Marion, IL, USA |

    Me: “Thank you for choosing [optometrists]. How may I help you?”

    Caller: “I looked up DNA tests on the internet, and your number came up.”

    Me: “I’m not exactly sure why that would be. This is an optometrist’s office.”

    Caller: “So, you can’t help me find my baby-daddy?”