Me: “Hello, sir.”

Customer: “I want tobacco.”

Me: “What type?”

Customer: “Tobacco for smoking. I want five packets.”

Me: “Okay, that’s $144.”

Customer: “Can you make it $150? I only have fifties.”

Me: “We do have change.”

Customer: “No, I don’t want change.”

Me: “Okay, then…that’s $150.”

(The customer starts to leave, but suddenly turns around and faces me.)

Customer: “Where’s my change, b****?!”