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    Shoplift Your Spirits

    | Detroit, MI, USA |

    (I witness this exchange between a customer and my manager.)

    Manager: “I’m going to have to ask you to leave your backpack at the counter.”

    Customer: “Don’t worry about it. My policy is not to shoplift when my friends can’t spare bail money.”

    (The manager laughs and walks off, letting him keep his backpack.)