She’s Nuts About Her Husband

| North Carolina, USA | Food & Drink, Health & Body

Customer: “Do these cookies contain nuts?”

Me: “Which cookie are you thinking about?”

Customer: “The toffee nut cookies.”

Me: “Yes, ma’am, they contain brazil nuts.”

Customer: “I’ll take one.”

(After a few minutes, the customer returns.)

Customer: “What kind of nuts do those cookies contain?”

Me: “Ma’am, they contain brazil nuts.”

Customer: “Oh, my husband is deathly allergic to those.”

Me: “Ma’am, I can call 911 or direct you to the nearest hospital.”

Customer: “Oh, I know where it is, but first, I want to get a sandwich to go…”

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