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    She’s A No Nonsense Kinda Girl

    | Columbus, IN, USA |

    (I work in a big box retailer in the toy department. A customer approaches me when I’m stocking in the Barbie aisle to ask a question.)

    Customer: “Excuse me?”

    Me: “How can I help you?”

    Customer: “I’m looking for a specific Barbie and I was wondering if you had it in.”

    Me: “Okay, which one?”

    Customer: “Do you have Fascist Barbie?”

    Me:Fascist Barbie?”

    Customer: “Yeah, it’s Fascist Barbie.”

    Me: *confused* “Uh, no, we don’t have a Fascist Barbie doll.”

    Customer: “Really? I can’t find that anywhere! I don’t really know the name of it. It’s like fascist. Fashion-something Barbie.”

    Me: “Oh, Fashionista Barbie?”

    Customer: *suddenly happy* “Yes! That’s it!”

    Me: “Yeah, we have those. They’re right over here.”