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  • August Theme Of The Month: Best. Customer. Ever!

    She Wouldn’t Last A Minute In 1478

    | Bloomington, IN, USA | Uncategorized

    (A lady and her husband purchase a few items and proceed to pay with a debit card on a card reader. After scanning her card she stands there looking at it.)

    Me: “You just need to enter your pin here and press enter.”

    Customer: “Oh, okay.”

    Me: “Do you want cash back?”

    Customer: “No.”

    Me: “Alright, then just press ‘no’ on the card reader.”

    Customer: “Oh.”

    Me: “Now, it’s asking you to confirm the total.”

    Customer: “OH MY GOD! So many f***ing questions! What is this, the Spanish Inquisition?”