She Who Wears The Pants
Customer: “…and I’d like a pack of cigarettes.”
Customer’s Wife: “No, he doesn’t.”
Customer: “Yes, I do.”
Customer’s Wife: “You don’t need them.”
Customer: “Yes, I do.”
Customer’s Wife: “No, you don’t.”
Me: “No offense, sir, but she’s scarier than you are.”
Customer’s Wife: “D*** straight!”
Question of the Week
Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.
