She Who Wears The Pants
Grocery Store | Dover, DE, USA |
Customer: “… and I’d like a pack of cigarettes.”
Customer’s wife: “No, he doesn’t.”
Customer: “Yes, I do.”
Customer’s wife: “You don’t need them.”
Customer: “Yes, I do.”
Customer’s wife: “No, you don’t.”
Me: “No offense, sir, but she’s scarier than you are.”
Customer’s wife: “D*** straight!”
Also seen on: Not Always Romantic.
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