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    She Uses The Google, Part 2

    | Rhode Island, USA |

    (Over the phone…)

    Lady: “Is there a way to see your menu before coming in?”

    Me: “Yes, you can google the name of the restaurant and the first link should take you to a menu.”

    Lady: “What’s…’google’ mean?”

    Me: “It’s a search engine on the internet. It’s at google.com.”

    Lady: “Just a sec…” *faintly* “Google…dot…com…”

    Lady: “It’s not working.”

    Me: “Did you spell the our name correctly?”

    Lady: “I can’t even get to this ‘google’ page! Wait… how do you spell ‘dot’?”

    She Uses The Google
    Dubya Dubya Dubya Dot Duh