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    She Saw Seashells And Social Strata

    | Petaluma, CA, USA |

    Me: “Hello, thank you for calling ***, how may I help you?”

    Customer: “Do you have any floating candles?”

    Me: “Yes, sir, we have a Fourth of July set of red, white and blue star-shaped floating candles, and we also carry a set shaped like seashells.”

    Customer: “Yeah, I saw those. The seashells are too ghetto. Do you have any plain white ones?”

    Me: “No, I’m afraid the seashells and the stars are all we have. They’re too… ghetto, did you say?”

    Customer: “Yeah, this is for an outdoor party, you know? Thanks anyway.”