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    She Probably Needs Someone To Put Her Clothes On, Too

    | St. Petersburg, FL, USA |

    Customer: “Is this the children’s department?”

    Associate: “Yes this is.”

    Customer: “And where’s the little girl’s?”

    Associate: “Right over around the corner.”

    Customer: “Well? Aren’t you going to do your job?”

    Associate: “Ma’am?”

    Customer: “You know, you pick out my outfits for me.”

    Associate: “Like a personal shopper?”

    Customer: “What is this, some sort of self service store?”

    Associate: “Typically, customers shop for themselves.”

    Customer: “Well, fine! I’m going to shop somewhere else!”