November Theme Of The Month: Black Friday!


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Customer: “How much is a large popcorn and large drink?”

Me: “That would come to $11.50.”

Customer: “S***! That’s f***ing highway robbery, man! How do you sleep at night?”

Me: “Sir, I work on my feet for 8-hour shifts at minimum wage. I don’t even buy concessions at the movies because they’re so freaking expensive and they don’t pay me enough here to turn around and spend my paycheck back on them.”

Customer: “Good point. I’ll have a medium popcorn and medium soda, please.”

Me: “Would you like to up-size those to larges for just 50 cents each?”