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    Shaken, Not Stirred

    | Oklahoma City, OK, USA |

    (Okahoma has been getting a few earthquakes lately and apparently not everyone is used to them yet.)

    Me: “911, where is your emergency?”

    Caller: “Yeah, um, I’d like to report that my house just shook.”

    Me: “Yes, sir, that was an earthquake. Is anyone injured?”

    Caller: “Oh! Is THAT what that was? Nevermind!”