A Different Kind Of Girl Scouts

(I’m 15 and at a Guides (British version of Girl Scouts) meeting. My group is having a cake sale and raffle to raise money for charity. Friend #1 is tearing off strips of raffle tickets.)

Friend #1: “Ah, I ripped it again! I’m really bad at stripping…”

Me: “Uhm, is that what you really meant?”

Friend #1: “Yeah… Oh, no! No!”

(A few moments later Friend #2 walks up.)

Friend #2: “How much for a strip?”

Friend #1: “£1 each or £2 for three.”

Me: “Cheapest strip club in town…”