Shaken About The Stirring

| NC, USA | Crazy Requests, Food & Drink

(We have a condiment bar right next to the door that offers various sugars, half & half, and other coffee additives that the customers can add themselves.)

Me: “Hi! What can I get you today?”

Customer: “I’ll have a decaf latte with two sugars, please.”

Me: “Certainly. Our sugar is over by the door for your convenience.”

Customer: “Oh, of course.”

(I ring him up, and my coworker makes his latte and hands it to me. I place it on the counter for the customer, who comes up and proceeds to stare at me.)

Me: “Yes? Is there anything else, sir?”

Customer: “Oh! I’m so sorry.”

(He runs across the shop to the door, picks out two packets of sugar, and then runs back and hands them to me expectantly.)

Me: “You want me to add them?”

Customer: “Of course!”

Me: “…okay.”

(I add the packets myself while he watches. I replace the lid and hand it back, but he continues to stare at me.)

Me: “Yes, sir?”

Customer: “The sugar is just going to settle at the bottom if you don’t stir it!”

Me: “The stirrers are provided for you at the condiment bar, sir.”

Customer: “Oh, fine! I’ll just do it myself.”

(He hustles out, grabbing a stirrer and clumsily trying to fix his coffee as he walks. My coworker stares at me.)

Coworker: “Did he just make all the effort of running all over the shop, just to have you pour his sugar in?”