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    | Temple Terrace, FL, USA |

    (A customer walks up to me for assistance while I’m in aisle 14 of the grocery store.)

    Me: “Ma’am, what can I help you with today?”

    Customer: “I need to find bread crumbs.”

    Me: “Okay, well there are some on aisle 7 and also some in the bakery. Would you like me to show you?”

    Customer: “No, I’ll go find it. Is aisle 7 above or below aisle 14? I’m not real good at math.”

    Me: “Ma’am, I better show you where it is…”