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    Seriously Bad Hair Day

    | Melbourne, Australia |

    (It’s 10pm we are in the final motions of locking up, registers closed and lights off. I’m just locking the door.)

    Customer: *runs up in a panic* “Oh no! You are closed? It’s an emergency! I really need to buy one thing!”

    Me: “Sorry, we’re closed. Maybe you could come back in the morning.”

    Customer: “No! I can’t wait that long-this is an emergency! Please help me!”

    Me: “OK, I suppose I can help you quickly for an emergency. Do you need antibiotics or paracetamol or something?”

    Customer: “I need a packet of hair pins!”