Serf and Turf
Customer: “Where are all of your baked goods?!”
Me: “We’re going to be closing here in about five minutes, and we usually don’t bring out any fresh baked goods at this time–”
Customer: “Well, in Europe they bake all day long!”
Me: “Well… we do things a bit differently in America. Would you perhaps like some of our half-priced baked goods?”
Customer: “Eh, no… what’s this thing?” *pointing*
Me: “A baguette.”
Customer: “Yeah, I’ll have that.”
Me: “Okay… would you like me to cut that up for you and give you some butter?”
Customer: “Nah, I’ll just bite chunks off of it.”
Me: “…”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?