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    Senseless Sensibility

    | Everett, WA, USA |

    Customer: “Do you have the movie Sense and Sensibility?”

    Me: “Yes we do, did you want the British or the American version?”

    Customer: “I don’t know which one it was, but it has two parts.”

    Me: “I think that would be the British version.”

    (I take her to the section and show her the movie.)

    Customer: “Yes, that’s it! I’ll take it!”

    Me: “Great! Is there anything else I can do for you?”

    Customer: “Does this movie use subtitles?”

    Me: “Ma’am, it’s British.”

    Customer: “Well I don’t know! I’m not an English major!”