Sends You A Kiss By Wire

| Detroit, MI, USA | Awesome Customers, Musical Mayhem

(No way around it, no way to glamour it up: I am a telemarketer. I have to call a customer about an insurance offer. It takes a few seconds for us to be able to hear them when they answer.)

Me: “He—”

Customer:HELLO, MY BABY! HELLO, MY HONEY! HELLO, MY RAGTIME GAL!

(I am stunned as she sings the whole song!)

Customer: “Sorry about that. Been getting calls all day. Told myself and my mother that the next caller is being sung to.”

(I was stunned for a few more seconds, then I burst out laughing. I laughed so hard it hurt! I had to end the call and then take a 10-minute break to calm down.)