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    | Minneapolis, MN, USA |

    Customer: “You bake all of this French bread here?”

    Me: “Yes sir, every day.”

    Customer: “Do you make the dough yourselves, or does it come in frozen?”

    Me: “Oh, it comes in frozen. We bake more than 100 loaves of French bread a day on top of everything else we make, so we really wouldn’t have time to make dough from scratch.”

    Customer: “So you’re cheaters then?!”

    Me: *thinking he’s joking* “Yes, sir, we certainly are!”

    Customer: “Well, that’s shameful!” *to another customer* “Did you know they don’t make the dough themselves?!”

    Customer #2: “It only costs a buck a loaf, dude. What do you want from them?”