Seeing Oneself In Others
(A regular comes in and hangs out for a while. Clearly, he doesn’t really want to go back to work.)
Customer: “It’s boring there. I don’t want to go back.”
(He sees a mannequin dressed in camo.)
Customer: “Can I take him with me? He’d blend right in.” *chuckles*
Me: “Um…he’s a tad heavy and falls apart a lot.”
Customer: “Perfect. He’s just like me!”
Question of the Week
Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.