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    Seeing Oneself In Others

    | Winnipeg, MB, Canada |

    (A regular comes in and hangs out for a while. Clearly, he doesn’t really want to go back to work.)

    Customer: “It’s boring there. I don’t want to go back.”

    (He sees a mannequin dressed in camo.)

    Customer: “Can I take him with me? He’d blend right in.” *chuckles*

    Me: “Um…he’s a tad heavy and falls apart a lot.”

    Customer: “Perfect. He’s just like me!”