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    | Toronto, ON, Canada | Books & Reading, Extra Stupid, Uncategorized

    (A customer comes in with four boxes of our crystal product. They are all broken and foggy.)

    Me: “Oh no, what happened to these?”

    Customer: “I just tried cleaning them and they all broke!”

    Me: “How did you clean these?”

    Customer: ” I put them in my dishwasher, of course!”

    Me: “Ma’am, these are very delicate crystal figurines. They shouldn’t even be put in water.”

    Customer: “Oh, please! Like I’m going to bother cleaning them myself!”