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    | Marysville, WA, USA |

    Customer: “So, is your spring line out yet?”

    Me: “Yes, it is.”

    (I walk her over to our new spring section.)

    Customer: “Oh, thank you! However, I think this in the wrong section.”

    (She hands me a sage green tank top.)

    Me: “No, ma’am, that is part of our new spring line.”

    Customer: “What? Green isn’t a spring color! Why would you choose this color?”

    Me: “Well, we just get sent the clothes, then we put it out.”

    Customer: “But why would you put out an obviously not spring color? You need to pick better colors next time!”