Sealed With A Kiss

(I am working, when my husband and kids drop by to bring me some food and a drink. As they walk in, a young man and his girlfriend walk in behind them. Being that they are customers, and my hubby and kids will just browse, I address the customers first.)

Me: “Hi guys! Anything I can help you with?”

(They shake their heads no, and start looking at the racks. I turn my attention to my kids and speak quite loudly.)

Me: “Where’s my kiss?”

(The young man’s head swiftly turns to look at me and goes red; the girlfriend is glaring at me.)

Me: “My kids! I meant my kids!”