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    Sea Lions Totally Rock

    | Newport, OR, USA |

    (I am giving a tour to a group of people about sea lions. I am pointing out the sea lions through the glass cage and introducing them to the group.)

    Woman: “What’s that sea lion over there doing? He seems very still.”

    Child: “Mom, that’s a rock.”