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    Scream If You Wanna Hang Up Faster

    | Plymouth, England, UK | Bizarre, Top

    Me: “Hello, you’re through to the billing department. How can I help you?”

    (All I hear from the customer is a high-pitched, incoherent screaming.)

    Me: “Sir? Hello? I can’t understand what you are saying.”

    (Still screaming.)

    Me: “Sir, if you could just calm down and tell me the problem, I’m sure I can figure it out.”

    (The customer keeps screaming. I hang up. Two minutes later, my colleague takes a call.)

    Colleague: “Hello, you’re through to the billing department, how can I help you?”

    (Incoherent screaming.)

    Colleague: *looks at me* “It’s for you.”