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    Scratching Is Believing

    | Melbourne, Australia |

    (A customer appears at my elbow and grabs my arm.)

    Customer: “You’re wearing too much make-up!”

    Me: “I’m not wearing any makeup. I just have chap stick on my lips.”

    Customer: “I don’t believe you!”

    (Suddenly, the customer scratches her nail down my cheek and checks under it for make-up.)

    Customer: “Oh, I guess you’re not. You have lovely skin.” Walks away*

    (Her scratch left a huge red mark on my lovely skin that was still clearly visible three days later.)