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    Science, Stripped Down To A Soundbite

    | Long Island, NY, USA |

    Customer: “The counter is wet.”

    Me: “Oh, it’s from condensation.”

    Customer: *blank stare*

    Me: “When someone takes the milk out of the refrigerator, and it starts to become room temperature…it drips…”

    Customer: *blank stare*

    Me: “It’s water.”

    Customer: “Oh!”