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    | Los Angeles, CA, USA |

    Customer: “Excuse me! Hey I need to buy a perfume!”

    Me: “Alright, what kind of fragrance were you looking for?”

    Customer: “No, you aren’t listening. I need to buy a perfume and I don’t see them anywhere. You’re supposed to sell perfume here!”

    Me: “Well, there are a large selection of perfumes on every shelf in the store.”

    Customer: “Where?”

    Me: “Everywhere.”

    Customer: “But I don’t see them!”

    Me: “If that’s true, then I’m not sure how I can help you.”