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Scam Wars: Attack Of The Clones

| Nottingham, UK | Criminal/Illegal, Liars & Scammers

Customer: “I want a refund on this DVD.”

Me: “Okay, what was wrong with it?”

Customer: “I watched it and I didn’t like it.”

Me: “Er, I’m sorry, but we don’t rent out DVDs here; we sell them. If there’s nothing wrong with it, I can’t give you a refund.”

Customer: “But I already copied this one, so I don’t need it anymore!”

(Realizing what he’s just said, the customer tries to backtrack.)

Customer: “Er…wait. I mean…”

Me: *raised eyebrow*

Customer: “Never mind!” *runs out of the store*