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Cashier, to me: “Can you please help me? I have no idea what this guy is saying.

Me: “Hi sir, how can I help you?”

Customer: “Yeah, I wanna cup of onions and cheese.”

Me: “Um, we don’t have that on the menu. Did you just want a side of onions?”

Customer: “NO! I want the onions… those little things.”

Me: “What do you mean? Did you want a burger with only onions?”

Customer: “NO! I want onions and cheese!”

Me: “Ok…” *I go to the back and get some onions in a cup* “Is this what you wanted?”

Customer: “No. I want a cup of onions and cheese.”

Me: “These are the only kind of onions we have here, sir.”

Customer: “No. What is this?” *picks up a milk jug*

Me: “A jug of milk…”

Customer: “Yeah, that’s what I want! What is so hard to understand what I’m saying?”

Me: “I don’t know… but those aren’t onions or cheese.”

Customer: “It’s a hamburger!”